Total Medals Earned: 641 (From 153 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,840 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (5/5 points)
Thx for the free Medal >w<
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/355 points)
A Free Medal!? My Cock is Throbbing!!
Die
Survive the cult follower attacks
Kill the cult leader
Kill Peter the Ant
Finish the Game!!
Win the game without getting hit once
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/30 points)
Buy all upgrades
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Defeat the other monkeys in combat
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/190 points)
not that impressive but good start ig...
Okay, that's kinda cool
woah.
Good job :-)
I love you.
Medals Earned: 6/7 (35/60 points)
There go my hopes and dreams.
Snipin's a good job, mate! It's challengin' work, outta doors.
Tactical nuke, incoming!
The pen is mightier than the sword!
Better go see a doctor!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)
Get through Level 1 on Hard Mode
Complete the game with all 3 lives on Hard Mode.