Total Medals Earned: 641 (From 153 different games.) Total Medal Score: 9,840 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/110 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Stop the message from self destructing.
Drown the Burger Guy with 69 dunks
Get all 6 kills
Medals Earned: 2/10 (10/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Medals Earned: 7/10 (155/310 points)
Begin your Stepford experience
Pet Stepford once
Pet Stepford 10 times
Pet Stepford 100 times
Pet Stepford 8 times in 1 second
Activate hammer mode
Bonk Stepford
Pet Stepford 1000 times
Pet Stepford 10000 times
Enter the milk dimension
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Find an empty stall
Medals Earned: 4/5 (175/225 points)
Medals Earned: 4/11 (25/250 points)
Somehow by some miracle manage to start the game
Get a score below 100
Get a score below 1k
Die when both your total hits and best combo are equal (and higher than 20)
Play on Pixel Day
Get a score of 10k or higher
Get a best combo of 100 or higher
Survive 5+ minutes
Obtain every power-up
Buy an outfit
Buy ALL the outfits
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/60 points)
Help Jack get to Culvers!
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/190 points)
Destroyed a toilet
Become blue
Complete Jeri Tower
Beat the game in less than 20 minutes
Beat the game without dying
Medals Earned: 2/5 (20/175 points)
You accomplished your mission, and suffered the consequences.
You failed your mission, and suffered the consequences.
Looks more like it...
Medals Earned: 5/20 (45/375 points)
Call in some friends for some massive mayhem.
That's a pretty good kick!
Give the Shotgun a go!
You have crossed the moral event horizon.
You've got a pretty good basketball shot!
Splat! She's flat for real now.
You have mastered the Tao of Darnell.
Like a Samurai Warrior!
Sometimes a change of scenery is nice.
Heeeeeeeeeeeere's you!
That there crowbar's fixed her up good!
You have mastered all the tools of your trade.
The rarest pokemon in Gensokyo.
Kill her 50 times.
Do it like Shotgun Man
Insane! That's over a 100 kills!